The other day after I brought home a new all-in-one mp3 player, stud finder and cork screw, my partner accused me of being gullible for spending my money on things I don’t need, and she suggested I get professional help.
So I went out and bought one of those self-help books called Ten Easy Steps to a Less Gullible You, for only $29.95. One look at it and I knew it was for me.
Yes, I know the old adage that says… “You can’t judge a book by its cover.” And I figure that’s gotta be true, unless the book has a title like Nude Brunettes In Jello, in which case you’re pretty safe to judge.
Anyway, it seems like there are millions of those self-help books out there. With titles like, Stop Biting Your Toenails in Three Weeks, or Compulsive Shopping Made Easy or Tax Fraud For Dummies, how can anyone resist?
Isn’t life a blast?
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